Just when he thought things couldn't get any worse, the freshly dumped underachiever, Rell, finds Keanu--the adorable and fluffy kitten of an L.A. drug kingpin--practically on his doorstep. As Rell and his cousin, Clarence, instantly bond with their newly found feline friend, Keanu's sudden disappearance will force the amateur private investigators to comb the dangerous suburbs of Los Angeles, going deep into the impenetrable territory of the notorious 17th Street Blips gang. Now, all Rell and Clarence need is a new gangsta persona and a pair of bad-ass nicknames to outsmart Cheddar, the gang's infamous leader, and his team of itchy-fingered gunslingers. How hard can it be?—Nick Riganas