Paolo (Vincenzo Amato), an Italian who drives a Paris tour bus, has just proposed to his true love, German stewardess Greta (Nora Tschirner), when young French beauty Cécile (Louise Monot) pulls up beside his bus on her bicycle. In short order Paolo, following some very bad advice from his friend Derek (Paddy Considine), finds himself with a German fiancée, a French "wife", and two Australian children who call him "Papa".—monterey media inc.