Clueless Midwesterner Paul Tannek arrives in New York City to go to college at NYU only to run into one complication and mishap after another. When Paul is branded a loser by his three outgoing dorm roommates (who then boot him from their room), he's relocated to a spare room at a veterinary clinic where, by accident, Dora Diamond, a fellow coed who is dating their unscrupulous literacy professor, falls under his care following an overdose.—Matt Patay