Set in 1930s Paris, starving opera singer Victoria (Dame Julie Andrews) is aided by gay cabaret performer Carole "Toddy" Todd (Robert Preston). When Victoria dons Toddy's ex's clothes and then sends the abusive ex flying with a booming shout and an equally booming right hook, Toddy is hit with inspiration: he'll pass her off as a female impersonator. A woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a woman? It all goes well until Chicago "businessman" King Marchand (James Garner), starts to investigate, sure that a man like himself could never fall for another man. The revelation of King's infatuation brings his bodyguard "Squash" Bernstein (Alex Karras) roaring out of the closet, and his spurned moll Norma Cassady (Leslie Ann Warren) off to Chicago to plan revenge with King's other "business associates".—LuHa61